EMILY!!!I GONNA FUCK YOU WHEN I SEE U

stupid long survey

wats your name?Jay Teong Yi Heng.prefer ppl call me Jay Chou.
Whens your birthday?11th September 1990
eye colour?i don giv a dam
hair colour?red+gold?
Height?174cm
Favorite colour?black.bt nt black ppl.Oops!
Favorite food?my wife's cooking.
Favorite drink?Coke.
Favorite movie.Pirates of The Caribbean
Favorite show?stupid+retard show.
What kind of car do you have?gonna get 1 car next year.
Are you right or left handed?right.
Whats your heritage?chinese.Hokkien+Teochew.
Whats your weakness?too skinny.
Whats your biggest fear?cant find my true love.
Whats your best physical Feature?Lan Jiao
Whens your normal bed time?5 or 6 in the morning.
Whats your most missed memory?secondary school career.
Whats your favorite ice cream?i seldom eat ice cream.
Whats your favorite candy?hacks.
McDonalds or Burger King?i dislike Burger King.KFC the best.
Single or group dates?both.
Chocolate or vanila?i love vanila.
Cappuccino or coffee?depends on Emily.coz she still owe me Starbucks.
Do you smoke?yes.but is all over.
Do you drink?once in a month.
Do you sing?ppl call me Jay Chou in Red Box.
Do you pee sitting down?nop.
Are you in high school,college,or do you just work?stopped college and planned continue on june.
Do you ever want to get married?of course.
Do you ever want to have kids?2 or 3 is enough.
Do you think you are attractive?dunno.should ask girls.
Are you a health freak?yea.
Partially are you a neat freak.dont be stupid.my room is messy.bt i think better than emily's
Do you like thunderstorm?dislike if run out electricity.hot man.
Do you like tournado?i remember there's a ice cream name tournado.
Are you in a serious relationship?nop.wanted to serious but cant
If not,do you wan to be?yes!!!
If yes,how long have you been together?longest bcan last 2 years.

*~*Have you ever...*~*

Kissed someone in the rain?nop.wan to try.
Sat on your rooftop?mine?nop.joanne's?yes.
Danced in the rain?nop.wanted to try after watching You Got Served.
Smile for reason?not that crazy like Emily.
Laughed so hard you cried?i think got.my BM tution teacher Nazri.funny~
Laughed so hard you peed in pants?sick!no!Simon peed in the swimming pool!
Laughed so hard something came out from your nose?eww!no!
Performed on stage?yup.
Talked to someone that you didnt know?strangers who asking for direction.
Made out with someone in the theatre?yup.
Been in love?yup.is wonderful.
Ran away from home?recently.
Cried over a boy/girl?i don think so.
Been to a casino?pass by.
Had the chicken pox?yes.when i small.

*~*Can you...*~*

Write with both hands?can.left hand a bit cacat.
Whistle.yes.
Blow bubbles?nothing better to do ar.
Dance?i gt a talent in it.
Sing?Jay Chou no.2
Stay up all night without sleeping?always.
Speak a different language?english n malay counted?tamil i know a bit.

*~*Whats the last...*~*

Time you laughed?half an hour ago.
Time you cried?long long time ago.
Time you went to the bathroom?hours ago.
Time you took a shower?morning.
Movie you watched?Mr.Bean Holiday.
Joke you've told?recently.
Number you called?Shermaine.
Drink you've had?Limau Ais.
Book you've read?Some chinese novel.
Food you've had?Indon Mee Double.
Shoes you wore?slipper.
Thing you said?Bye Bye.

*~*Friends*~*

How many true friends do you have?a lot.
Whose your best friend?Han Yin?Shamini?Shermaine?
Have you ever wanted to date one of your friends?yes.all the girls.
Do you have more girl or guy friend?girl i think.
Have you ever lost a close friend from an arguement?nop.
Have you ever had a close friend die?classmate got lar.not close.
Which friend have you known the longest?Kin Foong.knew him since tadika.
What do your friends think of you?joker.
Have you ever stabbed in the back by a so called friend?don think so.
Have you ever lied to someone to make them like you?ei..im Yi Heng lar..no need lie also girl will like me lar...
Were you classified as the loser or the freak in school?Shamini always call me Loser and Sohai.

*~*Other Stuff*~*

What time is it right now?6p.m
What day of the week is it?Thursday.
What is the date today?29th March 2007
How much money do you have right now?cash?zero.
Are you hungry?a bit.
Are you thirsty?i thirsthy of blood!!!red blood!!!
What are you doing right now?WTF!!stupid question.
Do you like the sun?depends.
Do you like uranus?OMG!!
Do you like the earth?Heaven better.
Do you like the moon?at least better then Hell.
Are you wearing underwear?of course.
Are you wearing socks?for what i want wear socks in my hse?
Are you wearing clothes?only pants.

*~*For or Against...*~*

Suicide?:Against.i hate girls that little little bit want suicide.
Love?:For.Ba La La Ba Ba.i loving it~
Drunk Driving?:For if i confirm go heaven.
Airplanes?:For.
Trains?:For.if got place for me to seat.
War?:For.if they bomb bombay.sapu India.n kill all the black!
Canada?:Nothing to do with me.
United States?:Against.i support Osama.He bomb US on my birthday n i anti-Bush
Rock Music?:For.but not too loud.
Heavy Metal Music?:No thanks.
School?:For.with no teacher.
Surveys?:For.not too long.
Parents?:Against!!!
Cars?:For.my dream car----Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution 10
Killing?:For.No Blacks aloud!
Britney Spears?Against.dunno why.just don like her.
Bill Gates?:For.His my idol
Cofffee?For.
Caffeine?:Against!!
Pants?:For.Have to.
Underwear?:For.when steaming ppl hard to notice.
Pets?:For.cute pets.

*~*Would you ever...*~*

Sky dive?dunno.
Run away?From what?
Curse at a teacher?:Born to do that.
Not take a shower for a week?Don be stupid!
Go scuba diving?tried.
Write a book?failed.lazy.
Become a rock star?nop.porn star?
Curse at our parents?biasa lar.
Play strip poker?use to.
Ask someone out?yeap.everyday
Go to a dance club?once a month.
Run outside in the winter naked?if nobody.
Go to a stripe club?haha.dunno.
Have casual sex?no!!!
Have sex with someone you only knew for 2 hours?maybe.
Pull someone right off the sidewalkl and have sex with them?hell no.

Finally.done!!!

wanna tag someone here.
Bryan-must!
Shamini-after NS
Shermaine-wanna c ur stupid answer
Sandy-hehe
Ze Ling-you got tag!!