WAKE UP VICTOR!

My fren from ss2,Victor Chai involved in an accident.fainted n still nt yet wake from thursday nite.He is a joker.he brought us alot of fun n laughter.hope he will awake soon.Pls pray 4 him.

EMILY!!!I GONNA FUCK YOU WHEN I SEE U

stupid long survey

wats your name?Jay Teong Yi Heng.prefer ppl call me Jay Chou.
Whens your birthday?11th September 1990
eye colour?i don giv a dam
hair colour?red+gold?
Height?174cm
Favorite colour?black.bt nt black ppl.Oops!
Favorite food?my wife's cooking.
Favorite drink?Coke.
Favorite movie.Pirates of The Caribbean
Favorite show?stupid+retard show.
What kind of car do you have?gonna get 1 car next year.
Are you right or left handed?right.
Whats your heritage?chinese.Hokkien+Teochew.
Whats your weakness?too skinny.
Whats your biggest fear?cant find my true love.
Whats your best physical Feature?Lan Jiao
Whens your normal bed time?5 or 6 in the morning.
Whats your most missed memory?secondary school career.
Whats your favorite ice cream?i seldom eat ice cream.
Whats your favorite candy?hacks.
McDonalds or Burger King?i dislike Burger King.KFC the best.
Single or group dates?both.
Chocolate or vanila?i love vanila.
Cappuccino or coffee?depends on Emily.coz she still owe me Starbucks.
Do you smoke?yes.but is all over.
Do you drink?once in a month.
Do you sing?ppl call me Jay Chou in Red Box.
Do you pee sitting down?nop.
Are you in high school,college,or do you just work?stopped college and planned continue on june.
Do you ever want to get married?of course.
Do you ever want to have kids?2 or 3 is enough.
Do you think you are attractive?dunno.should ask girls.
Are you a health freak?yea.
Partially are you a neat freak.dont be stupid.my room is messy.bt i think better than emily's
Do you like thunderstorm?dislike if run out electricity.hot man.
Do you like tournado?i remember there's a ice cream name tournado.
Are you in a serious relationship?nop.wanted to serious but cant
If not,do you wan to be?yes!!!
If yes,how long have you been together?longest bcan last 2 years.

*~*Have you ever...*~*

Kissed someone in the rain?nop.wan to try.
Sat on your rooftop?mine?nop.joanne's?yes.
Danced in the rain?nop.wanted to try after watching You Got Served.
Smile for reason?not that crazy like Emily.
Laughed so hard you cried?i think got.my BM tution teacher Nazri.funny~
Laughed so hard you peed in pants?sick!no!Simon peed in the swimming pool!
Laughed so hard something came out from your nose?eww!no!
Performed on stage?yup.
Talked to someone that you didnt know?strangers who asking for direction.
Made out with someone in the theatre?yup.
Been in love?yup.is wonderful.
Ran away from home?recently.
Cried over a boy/girl?i don think so.
Been to a casino?pass by.
Had the chicken pox?yes.when i small.

*~*Can you...*~*

Write with both hands?can.left hand a bit cacat.
Whistle.yes.
Blow bubbles?nothing better to do ar.
Dance?i gt a talent in it.
Sing?Jay Chou no.2
Stay up all night without sleeping?always.
Speak a different language?english n malay counted?tamil i know a bit.

*~*Whats the last...*~*

Time you laughed?half an hour ago.
Time you cried?long long time ago.
Time you went to the bathroom?hours ago.
Time you took a shower?morning.
Movie you watched?Mr.Bean Holiday.
Joke you've told?recently.
Number you called?Shermaine.
Drink you've had?Limau Ais.
Book you've read?Some chinese novel.
Food you've had?Indon Mee Double.
Shoes you wore?slipper.
Thing you said?Bye Bye.

*~*Friends*~*

How many true friends do you have?a lot.
Whose your best friend?Han Yin?Shamini?Shermaine?
Have you ever wanted to date one of your friends?yes.all the girls.
Do you have more girl or guy friend?girl i think.
Have you ever lost a close friend from an arguement?nop.
Have you ever had a close friend die?classmate got lar.not close.
Which friend have you known the longest?Kin Foong.knew him since tadika.
What do your friends think of you?joker.
Have you ever stabbed in the back by a so called friend?don think so.
Have you ever lied to someone to make them like you?ei..im Yi Heng lar..no need lie also girl will like me lar...
Were you classified as the loser or the freak in school?Shamini always call me Loser and Sohai.

*~*Other Stuff*~*

What time is it right now?6p.m
What day of the week is it?Thursday.
What is the date today?29th March 2007
How much money do you have right now?cash?zero.
Are you hungry?a bit.
Are you thirsty?i thirsthy of blood!!!red blood!!!
What are you doing right now?WTF!!stupid question.
Do you like the sun?depends.
Do you like uranus?OMG!!
Do you like the earth?Heaven better.
Do you like the moon?at least better then Hell.
Are you wearing underwear?of course.
Are you wearing socks?for what i want wear socks in my hse?
Are you wearing clothes?only pants.

*~*For or Against...*~*

Suicide?:Against.i hate girls that little little bit want suicide.
Love?:For.Ba La La Ba Ba.i loving it~
Drunk Driving?:For if i confirm go heaven.
Airplanes?:For.
Trains?:For.if got place for me to seat.
War?:For.if they bomb bombay.sapu India.n kill all the black!
Canada?:Nothing to do with me.
United States?:Against.i support Osama.He bomb US on my birthday n i anti-Bush
Rock Music?:For.but not too loud.
Heavy Metal Music?:No thanks.
School?:For.with no teacher.
Surveys?:For.not too long.
Parents?:Against!!!
Cars?:For.my dream car----Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution 10
Killing?:For.No Blacks aloud!
Britney Spears?Against.dunno why.just don like her.
Bill Gates?:For.His my idol
Cofffee?For.
Caffeine?:Against!!
Pants?:For.Have to.
Underwear?:For.when steaming ppl hard to notice.
Pets?:For.cute pets.

*~*Would you ever...*~*

Sky dive?dunno.
Run away?From what?
Curse at a teacher?:Born to do that.
Not take a shower for a week?Don be stupid!
Go scuba diving?tried.
Write a book?failed.lazy.
Become a rock star?nop.porn star?
Curse at our parents?biasa lar.
Play strip poker?use to.
Ask someone out?yeap.everyday
Go to a dance club?once a month.
Run outside in the winter naked?if nobody.
Go to a stripe club?haha.dunno.
Have casual sex?no!!!
Have sex with someone you only knew for 2 hours?maybe.
Pull someone right off the sidewalkl and have sex with them?hell no.

Finally.done!!!

wanna tag someone here.
Bryan-must!
Shamini-after NS
Shermaine-wanna c ur stupid answer
Sandy-hehe
Ze Ling-you got tag!!

TEACHING IN THE FUTURE

I officially announce Lick Hung wan hired me s their temporaly teacher,coz 1 of their teacher wan lahir anak.I still thinking wether wanna accept tat job anot,actually quite fun.Imagine next time ppl call me teacher...haha!!!

Shermaine kena rampas fon by a black!!!padan muka!!

I MISS THEM!!

2day i kena wake up by Han Yin...then i went cfield wit him.I saw alot frens there...included Jia Shin,Sharon,Shermaine,Shaun,n lot more...Teachers oso....Pn.Ung,Pn.Thilaham,Pn.Zaidah,Cik Norizan n finally kena halau from Pn.Wang.Kesian Shermaine coz she kena tangkap by Pn.Wang n kena call mom...i edi advice her go in class,bt she dowan..haha!!!So,me n Han Yin go bak his hse 1st,12 something onli come bak skool settle some fight...dam 'ma fan' lar..haih!!!till 2 something onli settle finish...jibai!!Me,Han Yin,Hon Kitt,Marvin after tat went summit play pool...i won coz Marvin go masuk black n white ball..haha!!!5 something play bkb then Henry fetch me bak...

p.s:I miss sham n all da ppl tat went NS

WORTHLESS LIFE!!!

I think if i go die beta....
1)Fail College-coz din do assignment
2)No mood work
3)No money-if dowan work
4)Stupid parents-when i wan work,they ask me study;when i wan study,they dowan pay 4 me.
5)Dad dowan me change course,if nt wont pay 4 my college-fuck lar!!!No diff oso!!!
6)Dad wan me study f6-ill go die if study f6 or run away from hse.
7)Y god giv me tis type of ma de fucking jibai asshole lan jiao sohai parents???!!!

GENTING TRIP

Day 1:

Friday i woke up at 12,coz Bryan coming fetch me 2 KTM at 1p.m.I packed my things,bath,TFK(joking)...between tis time.I called Bryan n he s8 he on da way.V eat in Subang Square 1st...my bfast n lunch,then onli he fetch me 2 KTM.I from Subang KTM ride 2 KL Sentral,from KL Sentral sit bus 2 Genting.Onli 3 hours trip.I reach there around 5 then called Yuan Ming...

Yi Heng:where u all?

Yuan Ming:i shopping wit billie now,u call shermaine!!

then i call shermaine...

Yi Heng:where u all?

Shermaine:hotel

Yi Heng:which?

Shermaine:theme park

Yi Heng:u go lobby w8 4 me.

Shermaine:aiyo!dowan!

I was like fuck wei!!!She dam fuck up+sohai!!!Treat me like tat...somemore keep ask me stupid things bout KC!!!Few seconds l8er...

Shaun:Yi Heng ar?u come urself lar,v in 7255

Yi Heng:k lar...

Shermaine...i truly wanna fuck u up side down!!!Lz till lidat!!!So i slowly walk 2 da room...when i reach there..edi half dead...Theme Park Hotel edi so freaking far...our room much more deeper inside somemore!When i go in i was like finding 4 shermaine...bt cant c her...can onli c Jia Shin n Sharon...after tat onli found her between they 2..haha!!!Too small size lar!V were doin ntg till 8 o clock...coz v dunno where 2 eat n where 2 go...stupid ppl.Here,i wanna sue shermaine..coz she rape me b4 i fuck her!!2 much!Jia Shin emo coz they dunno how 2 decide things,nobody wan teman her watch movie..some s8 dowan...some s8 lz....some wan go spa...some wan watch other movie...some wan go bak room...some dunno wat 2 do...So,i teman her lor.Buying ticket half way,she s8 dowan watch d...i like apeR!!I reli don understand GALS!!While v walking bak room..v took some pic(they take pic alot!!i lz...so i help them take onli)

left wan is me...

V go bak room n drink!!I dowan sleep 1st coz Soo Gee coming find me at 1a.m.He working in casino.I half drunk...saved coz shaun ask me teman shermaine go talk fon...no need 2 drink somemore..lucky!I jz go out 4 a while then they finish 2 bottle d...2 drunk,3 half drunk,1 a bit drunk.Tis r how tis ppl drunk...

Yuan Ming:i ntg..i where gt drunk..i still can drink!(then vomited)

Shaun:Yi Heng!I see u!(keep repeating)

Winnie:Yi Heng!I love u!(keep repeating oso)

Sharon cried...Shermaine make herself look like a tomato!!

When Soo Gee come find me,he smelled from few km far our smelly smell..haha!!Then i walked wit him 2 mamak n chat there 4 while.After tat i ask him teman me walk bak room..i hear no noise outside my room,i worry they all sleep like a pig d,n i no room key...lucky shermaine still talking on da fon!!I step in da room n fell like in a zoo...the smell,the noise(they sleep very noisy),n a pig!(shermaine).I actually cant sleep till 7..coz she talk on da fon till 7 in da morning from 12 midnite!Between tis period i went mamak 2 times..once wit Soo Gee,once wit Samuel n Shermaine...i almost frozen,somemore me n shermaine still drink cold drinks...haha.Then me n shermaine waited 4 sun rise...actually is a bit romantic..bt tat stupid sohai shermaine keep talking on da fon...kacau onli...The sun was so beatiful in the morning!I finally can sleep when 7a.m.

Day 2:

Sleep for 3 hours onli...wake up...wan 2 go wash face,brush teeth...Jia Shin n Sharon bathing 2gether..i like apeR!!Shermaine woke up oso then keep mumbling there...cold...cold...cold...bt after she done something in da toilet then nt cold d...I was so hungry bt hav 2 wake the others n w8 4 them..coz hav 2 check out d...they sleep like pig!!Me,Jia Shin n Sharon go eat rice...coz v feel like long time din eat rice d...n i miss rice!Others eat pizza hut 4 2nd time...sohai wei!!I kena cheated money from Jia Shin n Sharon...Baskin Robins 4 they 2...my money fly away jz like tat.Yuan Ming choose present like a gal...1 hour wasted d..almost 4p.m onli v head 2 the cable car..

V sit bus from Genting 2 Gombak,then LRT from Gombak 2 KL Sentral.V seperated to 2 groups here...Subang n USJ.Subang sit KTM...USJ sit bus 2 summit.Me,Shermaine,her sis,Shaun,Jia Shin n Sharon were in USJ group.V cheated by mini bus n v terpaksa take taxi 2 go bak hm.At nite teman Elyn n Shermaine...coz Elyn goin NS the next day...tis my long 2 days journey...

RECORD HOLDER

Can any1 break my record???Till now,im still the record holder of the time from Subang 2 SS2...who can beat my record?Mine is 3 minutes.Come challenge me lar!!!Don bliv?Ask Elyn..she is da 1 sitting bside me n counting da time.Im the youngest n fastest..call me God Of The New World!!!

SPM RESULT!!!

A stupid suggestion from bay n simon,make me din sleep 4 whole nite...n waited till 7 something go yam cha in Ehsan...bodoh sial!!!1st i went fetch shermaine than han yin...waited outside his hse dunno how many hours.Reach Ehsan d oso very sienz...so,me,Elyn,Han Yin,Shermaine,n Hon Kitt decided go Asia Cafe play pool.Elyn was so nervous till keep shouting in AC.Around 10 onli v go skool take result,bt the fucking skool will onli announce the result at 11.V was like.....apeR!!!So sham,Bryan,Simon,n Damon decided go mkn coz they r hungry.Amazingly they still alive after a worst nitemare ever---Sham's driving!!!Elyn knew her result b4 11 coz pn.Wang told her mom---Pn.Heng her result d.4 ages of waiting...v finally gt our result thankz 2 Pn.Joyce coz transfer table...i gt my result wit no feeling n here comes my result:

1103 Bahasa Melayu 1A
1119 Bahasa Inggeris 1A 4B
1225 Pengetahuan Moral 3B
1249 Sejarah 4B
1449 Matematik 2A
3472 Matematik Tambahan 4B
4531 Fizik 4B
4541 Kimia 5C
4551 Biologi 5C
6351 Bahasa Cina 1A
6355 EST 3B

SPM RESULT!!!

2molo SPM result will release...i wonder y ppl so 'gan jiong'...4 me...no feeling.Few days ago v guess who will cry n make a survery.Here r the result:
1)Sunitha-100%.cry no matter good or bad.
2)Ei Jean-90%.coz v think she cant make it 2 her target tat she set.
3)Bryan-50%.he bet wit us,more than 5A he will cry,haha
4)Yi Heng-0.00001%.i will cry if more than 5A,laugh if lees than tat.

Bryan suggested take all their pic n send 2 Star...sure gt 50 bucks

BIG ANNOUCEMENT!!!

SPM date change 2 13th of march d...is on tues...plz inform s many ppl s u can!!!

WHAT DE!!!!I KENA TAG!!!BRYAN U WATCH OUT!

rule of the game:
each player of this game starts off with ten weird things or habits or little known facts about yourself. people who get tagged must write in a blog of their own ten weird things or habits or little known facts as well as state this rule clearly. at the end you must choose six people to be tagged and list their names. no tagbacks!

-Im Hansom...
everybody noes tat..hehe

-I Love Singing
no matter wat song...bt of course,Jay Chou more lar

-I Don Wear Shirt At Home Unless Got Guest
is cool...gals mz try oso

-Jay Chou Wannabe
tried my best 2 act like him...bt failed!

-My Place
every1 noes tat...Station 1

-I Don Like Study
ponteng....from Seafield 2 Sunway College

-Ex-Smokers
now no more...thx!!!

-My Best Fren
han yin...shamini...etc.

-I Got 11 Ex
don wow...i noe is a bit amazing..

-Im A Big Joker
i think every1 agree

People I Tag:
Emily,Shamini,Shermaine,Joanne,Simon Kuih JiBai(MUST!!!)

SECRET OF MY NAME

Y=Great Kisser(Emily will noe...hehe)
I=Love To Laugh(n make ppl laugh)

H=Easy To Fall In Love Wit(...emily)
E=Freaking Beautiful(true...true)
N=Good Boy Friend(true oso)
G=Never Let People Tell You What To Do(depends...)

What your name says about you?

A: LOVES TO FLIRT
B: Loves people
C: BEST SMILE
D: Has one of the best personalities ever
E: Freaking beautiful
F: People wild and crazy adore you.
G: Never let people tell you what to do.
H: Easy to fall in love with
I: Loves to Laugh
J: Freaking Rowdy
K: Really silly.
L: REALLY easy to fall in love with
M: Makes dating fun
N: Good Gf/Bf
O: Loved by everyone
P: Popular with all types of people.
Q: A hypocrite.
R: a freak in bed
S: Easy to fall in love with
T: one of the best damn bf/gf anyone could ask for.
U: Gets hugs
V: Not judgmental
W: Very broad minded.
X: Never lets people tell you what to do.
Y: GREAT kisser
Z: Lives life for fun

FUCKING HOLIDAY

I hav a fucking holiday tat last 2 weeks!!!I dam fucking boring at hm!!!Some1 save me!!!Everyday wan ajak bryan or simon...they wan study...coz they gt exam during my fucking holiday!!So i hav 2 w8 till next mon...12th of march...SPM result release..Elyn keep on s8 'gan jiong'....ajak sham go watch movie on tat day...she like scared...jenny oso hav 2 c her result 1st...wat lar...tis world...haih!!!